Dear Mr. Ashley

I'm so happy to hear such good news. Please give me phone call when you capture it.

Here are the tests:

1. Beard Test If beard comes off, not real santa

2. Stomach Test If stomach falls off, not real santa

3. Hair Test If hair becomes black after washing, not real santa

4. Torch Test Hold a torch near Santa's head. If Jesus appears in front of you and gives you a present, I will pay 10,000 Cr.