Hi there..

We thought we'd join the on-going malarkey. Our company policy is very simple. If you can't beat them, join them till they tire. Ever since we began, people have been ignorant and they have made a total mockery out of this 'treasure hunt'. How in the world do you expect a street broker to strike an actual deal? Does anyone even know what RP is?

All it does is three things and mind you... three things ONLY:

Rule No.1: It gives off a resonated paramagnetic wave, which discharges torches and burns circuitry. 2. It does Rule No.1 every time you bring a torch or any micro-processor based electrical device near it. 3. It does Rule No.1 when WE bring a torch or any micro-processor based electrical device near it.

If you are the adventurous type, you open a watch case that was placed near any object that is placed neared the aforesaid material. Observe what has happened to the insides of the watch.

Resonating Paramagnetism or RP, as most people call it, has been a different story in India and it has been blown out of proportions by a bunch of imbecile brokers who can't even sell a plot of land, even if we say we'd give it away for Rs 2 per acre.

There is big money involved if you can finally end this myth and give us a genuinely functioning piece. But remember this, We have just three rules... and three rules only:

Rule No.1: It gives off a resonated paramagnetic wave, which discharges torches and burns circuitry.

2. It does Rule No.1 EVERY TIME You bring a torch or any micro-processor based electrical device near it.

3. It does Rule No.1 when WE bring a torch or any micro-processor based electrical device near it.

Three months back, a bunch of goons did the unthinkable when took us hostage and extorted money from our relatives... threating to kill us if they didn't pay the 'ransom'. So remember to always have a Plan B if something goes wrong. If you're doing something as stupid as hunting for a mythical object, you should be really careful

Oh, by the way... I do have a fee of 2.5 Lacs. That is because I'm the only one who has all the paperwork, a folder of certificates et al. I can even show a certificate that I got from the DRDO which says that I can launch my own satellites ( holy mother of God! )

My name is Sam. If you can afford my legal services and my expertise in closing a deal in 24 Working days, give me a shout on 0903763 5057

And please don't call it a Rice Puller !!

Grow up! Please